Have been accused of being a nerd, and trying hard to remove this stain since high school, I’m now proud to present my theory about nerds, which is based on years of humiliation and a quite time of research; so here’s my theory of Nerdology (mixed with some advices):
1. Gender: Does it matter?
Obviously it’s not up to gender, but still you can say from the percentage of girl students nowadays, there’s something to talk about here. Have you ever seen girls calling each other nerds, teacher’s…um… well, teacher’s hand kisser, bootlick or things like that? No, exactly! We, boy nerds, are going extinct. We are vanishing like gasoline does in a car’s fuel tank (sorry, it’s not a green car at all). Come on guys; don’t blame each other for being smart or in our case nerds. Wake up! We are going down…Look around; girls are in town! I hold nothing against girls, don’t make mistakes. I’m just saying we deserve more credit. We need more male nerds!
2. Appearance: Nerds are congenitally different
Whenever you hear the word nerd the common picture of a nerd hops into your mind immediately. And I’m here to prove that image wrong. Take Einstein, our current president and Bill Gates of Microsoft for instance. Do you see the difference now? Their haircut, the way they dress, and talk? But more importantly if you look at their childhood pictures you’ll see that they’re just normal and adorable as other kids…Einstein and Mr. President’s childhood…err…Did I say adorable? You know what? Just take Bill gates for instance and forget about the other two.Um...Let's just move on to next topic!
3. Conclusion: What do we get?
My theory is totally wrong.
P.S: Oops! Reader’s discretion WAS advised.
