Have been accused of being a nerd, and trying hard to remove this stain since high school, I’m now proud to present my theory about nerds, which is based on years of humiliation and a quite time of research; so here’s my theory of Nerdology (mixed with some advices):
1. Gender: Does it matter?
Obviously it’s not up to gender, but still you can say from the percentage of girl students nowadays, there’s something to talk about here. Have you ever seen girls calling each other nerds, teacher’s…um… well, teacher’s hand kisser, bootlick or things like that? No, exactly! We, boy nerds, are going extinct. We are vanishing like gasoline does in a car’s fuel tank (sorry, it’s not a green car at all). Come on guys; don’t blame each other for being smart or in our case nerds. Wake up! We are going down…Look around; girls are in town! I hold nothing against girls, don’t make mistakes. I’m just saying we deserve more credit. We need more male nerds!
2. Appearance: Nerds are congenitally different
Whenever you hear the word nerd the common picture of a nerd hops into your mind immediately. And I’m here to prove that image wrong. Take Einstein, our current president and Bill Gates of Microsoft for instance. Do you see the difference now? Their haircut, the way they dress, and talk? But more importantly if you look at their childhood pictures you’ll see that they’re just normal and adorable as other kids…Einstein and Mr. President’s childhood…err…Did I say adorable? You know what? Just take Bill gates for instance and forget about the other two.Um...Let's just move on to next topic!
3. Conclusion: What do we get?
My theory is totally wrong.
P.S: Oops! Reader’s discretion WAS advised.
4 comments:
Humorous and nerdish like yourself.
I enjoyed it. Looking forward to read more about the theory. Keep the P.S. content to protect against the jealous.
One point. Sexuality is 'capacity for sexual feelings / a person's sexual orientation or preference / sexual activity'. The concept here must be referred to as 'gender'.
As I saw, you're just looking for a way to abscond these two shameful scores! But unfortunately, these are like "PERCUSSION MIRROR" on your brow!! Don't try to justify yourself, Mohsen!
Anyway, I don't know why I didn't see this page before!!
You can't imagine how I fell when I read your texts!, specially in english!!
:D
L0o0L
@Behrang: Thanks pal.We're born nerds!Yeah man, P.S is a life saver here.
As for sexuality, point accepted :D Thanks again.
@Parvaz: Nah, it's not true.I mean come on let us be nerds for Allame Tabatabaei's sake! just kidding.
Thanks.I really don't feel like blogging in Farsi anymore.This is way more fun.Hope to see your own blog one day. You've got the talent, not sure about the time.Anyway thanks for reading me during the past 2 years.I appreciate it
please, not to put watermelon under my armpit!!
When we have no place to have some fun (like Western people!) where could I find it, better than your blogs!
Let's have some more fun!
[dancing, shaking hands, having party Emoticons!]
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